Arrested Development

Liz and I have been watching episodes of Arrested Development. Let me just tell you that we are in luuuuv with the show thus far. And when I say luuuuv I mean I like it so much I might just make out with it. Whenever I saw the ads for it on TV, I had the feeling that the show was meant for me, but I never managed to tune in and watch it. Anyway all that's changed and Liz and I thought we might throw out some of our favorite quotes for those of you who are fans of the show. Here it goes:

"I appreciate your time." --Gob stealing Michael's watch

Lucille: Get away from that stove, Buster -- you're going to light your hair on fire.

Michael: Actually my head does not hurt at all. What did you give me?
Doctor: Your mother asked me to pump you full of...
Lucille: Children's aspirin.
Doctor Miller: Okay...

George Michael: I, uh .. need you to make some fake IDs for me and Maeby.
Gob: Like a passport?
George Michael: Yeah, yeah, that would be great. Oh, and, uh, preferably French. [longingly distant] I like the way they think.

Michael: I can't believe she got that driver's license renewed.
Gob: She didn't. I dummied her up a new one. Not my best work, though. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" in the form.

Gob: [about the fake cops] These guys are pros, Michael. They're gonna push the tension till the last possible moment before they strip.
Michael: They're not going to strip, are they?
Gob: I told them not to, but I can't promise that their instincts won't kick in.

Lucille 2: Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work.
Buster: Our relationship doesn't work?
Lucille 2: No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your mother.
Buster: It is exactly the opposite. I'm leaving my mother for you. You're replacing my mother.